Pirate cushion..

I'm going to make this pirate cushion.
Mine will be a lot larger though as the front will be an actual pirate flag with the back lined in plain black cotton canvas.

It will be the perfect huge floor lounging cushion.

Going to buy the pirate flag and the back lining for the cushion tomorrow and I will remember to show you the final results.

Pirate joke....

Yo Ho Ho & A Bottle Of Rum.....

A pirate walks into the bar.
The bartender asks "What's with the steering wheel in your pants!"
The Pirate says "ARGH! It's driving me nuts!

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This pirate joke is for my grandmother who is 82 years old. She loves saucy jokes!

My grandmother as a teenager